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Now It's the Future T-Shirt

$25.00
This comfy t-shirt is made with organic, free-range Venusian Float Sheep pelt from our farms in 2612 AD. The sheep were raised and tended by a traditional 12-year-old cloud shepard using the old method of aerosurfing and gel feeding, and our talented buyers hand-pick the most luxurious pelts from the most buoyant sheep in the flock. You can trust that when you shop with Vintage Astronaut, you’re supporting sustainable farming methods from across all time. Non-potable. Do not let children under the age of 12 handle this product, extreme fire danger.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This comfy t-shirt is made with organic, free-range Venusian Float Sheep pelt from our farms in 2612 AD. The sheep were raised and tended by a traditional 12-year-old cloud shepard using the old method of aerosurfing and gel feeding, and our talented buyers hand-pick the most luxurious pelts from the most buoyant sheep in the flock. You can trust that when you shop with Vintage Astronaut, you’re supporting sustainable farming methods from across all time. Non-potable. Do not let children under the age of 12 handle this product, extreme fire danger.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This comfy t-shirt is made with organic, free-range Venusian Float Sheep pelt from our farms in 2612 AD. The sheep were raised and tended by a traditional 12-year-old cloud shepard using the old method of aerosurfing and gel feeding, and our talented buyers hand-pick the most luxurious pelts from the most buoyant sheep in the flock. You can trust that when you shop with Vintage Astronaut, you’re supporting sustainable farming methods from across all time. Non-potable. Do not let children under the age of 12 handle this product, extreme fire danger.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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